My very good friend David Harrawood from the USA passed me over this information and I found this so great that I thought that every one who may be interested into regular human hunting should know about it.
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Luxury Cruise Lines – Accepting Reservations – Additional cruise information available below !!!
Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route
We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa, Kenya seven adrenaline charged days later. Reservations start at only $5.200 (4700 Euros) p. p. (double occupancy, inside room) and $6.900 (6000 Euros) (verandah complete with bench rest).
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That’s Because You are even welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don’t have your own weapons you can rent them from our on board Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night !
But the best fun of all
of course, is…
… Pirate Target Practice !
The object of our cruise is to sail up
and down the Somali Coast waiting to get
hijacked by pirates !
WEAPONS RENTALS :
$12.00 per Day
On a budget ? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day.
7.62 ball ammo are at $12 per 100 rounds :
Customer Testimonials
“Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected.
I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family”
Fred D., Cincinnati , OH
“Pirates 0, Passengers 32 !
Well worth the trip ! Can’t recommend it highly enough !”
Ben L., Bethesda , MD
$25.00 per Day
Rent a full auto M-16
only $25/day
Ammo attractively priced
at $16 per 100 rounds
(5.56 armor-piercing of course)
$59.00 per Day
Hello !
Nothing gets
a pirate’s attention like a
Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle;
only $59/day
with 25 rounds
armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.
$175.00 per Day
Want to make a real impact ?
Rent an RPG
for only $175/day
with three fragmentation rounds included !
A true favorite
among pirates
rent one today
and show you care !
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE
Twin mounted mini-guns are available
for rental at only $ 450.00
of sustained fire !!!!
Additional Cruise Line Services
* Need a spotter ? Our professional crew members can double
as spotters for only $30/hour.
(spotting scope included, but gratuities are not)
* Also included : Free complimentary
night vision equipment
and throughout the night
coffee, pastries and snacks are always available
on the main deck from 7pm until 6am
* Our deluxe package comes complete
with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar
OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE !
We guarantee you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you’ll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa …
How can we make that guarantee ? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the area’s most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali “mother ships.”
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast. At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum attention.
Reserve now and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on the Captain’s own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation !
“I haven’t had this much fun since flying choppers in ‘Nam. Don’t worry about getting shot by pirates… they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim… Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates !”
Mike W., Savannah , GA
“Holy crap ! I mean literally, I crapped myself ! This gun shook the deck like thunder, and I was laughing so hard I just had to release it.
AWESOME !
Jim W., Tampa , FL
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